RIDIN' INTO VOICEMAIL: DROP THOSE COWBOY CALLS! CHUCK

Howdy folks, it's time to wrangle in those ramblin' voicemail habits. Leavin' a message should be faster than the greased pig at the county fair. We ain't talkin' about long tales here. Keep it short, like the favorite campfire story. Get straight to the point, say your name and number clear as a desert sky, then hang up faster than you can say "y